Hundreds of years after humans have settled on Mars, Regulator Rogul and Lord Jens Maul, lead a force of Martians to Earth in order to conquer the planet. Queen Metaphor looks to the gay heroes aboard the spaceship Surprise -- Captain Kork, Mr. Spuck, and first engineer Schrotty -- for help.
Michael Herbig
as Brigitte Spuck / Winnetouch / H2O2 / Abahachi
Rick Kavanian
as Jens Maul / Schrotty / Pulle / Cleaner / Santa Maria-Announcer
Christian Tramitz
as Captain Kork
Anja Kling
as Queen Metapha
Til Schweiger
as Rock Fertig Aus
Sky du Mont
as William the Last / Santa Maria
Hans-Michael Rehberg
as Regulator Rogul
Hans Peter Hallwachs
as Konsul Kanon
Reiner Schöne
as Senator Bean
Christoph Maria Herbst
as William's Adviser
Siegfried Terpoorten
as Jim
Tim Wilde
as John