Haru, an orphaned American who washes ashore in Japan and is mistaken for the great White Ninja of legend. Raised among the finest Ninjas, Haru grows strong and big - very big. With the grace of all Three Stooges rolled into one body, Haru is an embarrassment to his clan. But when a beautiful blonde pleads for his help, Haru is given one dangerous, disastrously funny chance to prove himself.
Chris Farley
as Haru
Nicollette Sheridan
as Allison Page / Sally Jones
Robin Shou
as Gobei
Nathaniel Parker
as Martin Tanley
Chris Rock
as Joey
Soon-Tek Oh
as Sensei
Keith Cooke
as Nobu
François Chau
as Izumo
Dale Ishimoto
as Old Japanese Man
Daming Chen
as Head Kobudosai
Burt Bulos
as Mr. Ozaru
Tom Bailey
as Billy's Dad
