A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.
Frank Corsentino
as Seymour
Haji
as Maria Manina
Michael Finn
as Grogan
Marius Mazmanian
as Toenails
Lee McLaughlin
as Sissy
Charles Knapp
as Don Marco
Lillian Shrewsbury
as Mother
Irene Makarewicz
as Aunt
John Bloom
as Bruno
Tyra Tashiro
as Gardener
Luanne Roberts
as Nazi
Uschi Digard
as Spumoni #1
