Ryan Harrison, a violin god, superstar and sex symbol does not want to cheat on sexy Lauren Goodhue's husband with her. Mr. Goodhue is found murdered and Ryan suddenly finds himself being the main suspect. After being sentenced to death he manages to flee while being transferred to his execution site. Now, all the world is after him as he stumbles from one unfortunate incident to the next in order to prove himself innocent - by finding a mysterious one-eyed, one-armed, one-legged man...
Leslie Nielsen
as Ryan Harrison
Richard Crenna
as Fergus Falls
Kelly LeBrock
as Lauren Goodhue
Melinda McGraw
as Cass Lake
Aaron Pearl
as Sean Laughrea
Leslie Jones
as Sergeant Tina Bagley
Ben Immanuel
as Sergeant Orono
Sandra Bernhard
as Doctor Fridley
Michael York
as Hibbing Goodhue
Gerard Plunkett
as Sir Robert McKintyre
Duncan Fraser
as Sergeant McMacDonald
John Walsh
as Self
