Two students calling themselves Carlos and Miguel arrive in Spain dressed as gunslingers to live out their dream of being in a spaghetti Western. At a cafe in a remote town they meet two Australian girls who have picked up a scruffy hitch-hiker and a would-be rapist dressed as a matador.
Rik Mayall
as Carlos
Peter Richardson
as Miguel
Adrian Edmondson
as Billy
Dawn French
as Jackie
Jennifer Saunders
as Shona
Nigel Planer
as Paul
Keith Allen
as Mr Bastardos
Christopher Malcolm
as Cafe Owner
Daniel Peacock
as Barman