Every hot production company in Los Angeles is in a race to make the next big Mayan movie: hurry quick, sell out your company, and do whatever it takes.
Mika Boorem
as Mika Harms
Devin Ratray
as Andy Slimmick
Brian Krause
as The Director
Tom Arnold
as El Jade
Cody Kasch
as Marvin Lovejoy
Paige Howard
as Veronica Lake
Brittany Underwood
as Jocelyn Reynolds
Billy Bob Thornton
as Boxmaster
Chad Roberts
as El Jade's Son
