"Get on board" is the slogan used by a bus company to attract bachelors looking to get married. A few village simpletons, including the shy gravedigger Eugen, gladly accept the offer. And off they go to Poland to the marriage market. Eugen's acquisition is named Goschka. However, before the young Polish woman can enter into holy matrimony with him, she reveals to Eugen's overprotective mother that she is a wanted murderer of men. Shortly thereafter, Goschka takes a job as a cleaning lady at the crematorium. And finally, Eugen's friend even sells her to a brothel...
Ulrich Noethen
as Eugen Schafmeyer
Verona Pooth
as Goschka
Ingrid van Bergen
as Regine Schafmeyer
Michael Schiller
as Fritz
Roswitha Schreiner
as Traudl
Jean-Francois Perrier
as Kommissar
Axel Neumann
as Alzheimer
Thea Schnering
as Anni
