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Minty the Assassin

A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.

07 Aug 2009
  • United States of America
80 mins
2
6 votes
  • Action
  • Adventure
  • Comedy
  • Horror
articleOverview personCast
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest
  • Elina Madison

    as Minty
  • Anthony Ray Parker

    as Big Boss
  • Tabitha Taylor

    as Double Delicious
  • Chip Joslin

    as Dr. Brain Bender
  • Jacki R. Chan

    as Molly Leviathan
  • Hawk Younkins

    as Captain Capability
  • Ricardo Mamood-Vega

    as Zen Cowboy
  • Elan Tom

    as Bruce Zee
  • David A. Lockhart

    as Rat Monster
  • Nora J. Novak

    as Cute Postal Woman
  • Jade English

    as Hot Security Guard
  • McKay Stewart

    as Sensational Ninja

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