A clueless Trojan general must meet an unbeatable Greek warrior on the battlefield.
Will Sasso
as Awesomest Maximus
Kristanna Loken
as Hottessa
Sophie Monk
as Princess Ellen
Khary Payton
as King Erotic
Ian Ziering
as Testiclees
Gary Lundy
as Orlando
Rip Torn
as King Looney
Tony Cox
as Minoritees
Tiffany Claus
as Milfia
Deon Richmond
as Jamal
Eddie Pepitone
as Approximo
Nelson Frazier Jr.
as Ginormous
