It's 1999, and as the end of the millenium approaches, people are attempting to find spiritual enlightenment. But a few people want to skip all the work that entails, and a holy Tenktonese relic in the hands of a heretic is giving them a shortcut. But it's not quite as easily controlled as she says.
Gary Graham
as Detective Matt Sikes
Eric Pierpoint
as George Francisco
Michele Scarabelli
as Susan Francisco
Terri Treas
as Cathy Frankel
Lauren Woodland
as Emily Francisco
Sean Six
as Buck Francisco
Jason Behr
as Randy
David Faustino
as Felix Nativadad
Irene Cagen
as Whacko Human
Jeffrey Marcus
as Albert Einstein
Ron Fassler
as Capt. Brian Grazer
Ron Fassler
as Detective Beatrice Zapeda
