Timmy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney Noggett are working as entertainment officers at Funfrall, a typical British holiday camp. The staff are lazy and inefficient, preferring to laze by the pool rather than organise activities for the holiday campers. A new owner, Mr. Whitemonk, an ex-prison officer, takes over the camp and is determined to install discipline into the staff. He is on the verge of dismissing Timmy and Sidney; however, Sidney's suggestion of organising a beauty contest changes his mind.
Robin Askwith
as Timmy Lea
Anthony Booth
as Sidney Noggett
Bill Maynard
as Mr. Lea
Sheila White
as Rosie Noggett
Doris Hare
as Mrs. Lea
Linda Hayden
as Brigitte
John Junkin
as Whitemonk
Liz Fraser
as Mrs. Antonia Whitemonk
Lance Percival
as Lionel
Nicola Blackman
as Blackbird
Caroline Ellis
as Glad
Sue Upton
as Reen