The Cobblers Arms have been the best and most feared Amateur Rugby League team for the past ten years. Ex-pro Arthur bets their boss that he could train a bunch of deadbeats to defeat them in a local rugby sevens tournament. But to do so he must first get them into shape with the help of the very attractive Hazel Scott.
Gary Olsen
as Arthur Hoyle
Samantha Womack
as Hazel Scott
Neil Morrissey
as Steve
Ralph Brown
as Phil
Richard Ridings
as Frank
Adrian Hood
as Tommy
David MacCreedy
as Tony
Griff Rhys Jones
as Ray Mason, Radio York commentator
Tony Slattery
as Reg Welch
Jane Thornton
as Doreen Hoyle
John Thomson
as Stan
Susan Tully
as June
