Nine short stories based on the true experiences of London Underground passengers: "Mr. Cool" (Amy Jenkins, dir.); "Horny" (Stephen Hopkins); "Grasshopper" (Menhaj Huda); "My Father the Liar" (Bob Hoskins); "Bone" (Ewan McGregor); "Mouth" (Armando Iannucci); "A Bird in the Hand" (Jude Law); "Rosebud" (Gaby Dellal); "Steal Away" (Charles McDougall)
Tom Bell
as City Gent (segment "Horny")
Jim Carter
as Ticket Inspector (Steal Away)
Carmen Ejogo
as Girl (segment "Steal Away")
Leonie Elliott
as Rosebud (segment "Rosebud")
Leah Fitzgerald
as Little Girl (segment "Horny")
Jason Flemyng
as Luke (segment "Mr. Cool")
Dexter Fletcher
as Joe (segment "Mr. Cool")
Frank Harper
as Station Guard (multiple segments)
Kelly Macdonald
as Emma (segment "Mr. Cool")
Peter McNamara
as Roy (segment "Grasshopper")
Hans Matheson
as Boy (segment "Steal Away")
Alan Miller
as Old Man (segment "A Bird In The Hand")
