The film follows a petty rock band called the Winners, consisting of vocalist Joey Winner, bassist Jennifer, guitarist Tyler, drummer Sam, and French-Canadian roadie Hugo, along with their sleazy manager Jeff, as they tour across Canada and the USA after Jennifer is turned into a vampire by Queeny. Meanwhile, a vampire hunter who is afraid of the dark named Eddie Van Helsing quickly chases them down.
Malcolm McDowell
as Eddie Van Helsing
Iggy Pop
as Victor
Henry Rollins
as Rockin' Roger
Alice Cooper
as Bartender
Jessica Paré
as Jennifer
Dave Foley
as Jeff
Moby
as Beef
Rob Stefaniuk
as Joey
Alex Lifeson
as Border Guard
Dimitri Coats
as Queenie
Paul Anthony
as Tyler
Mike Lobel
as Sam
