Washed up actor Don Knotts shows up on the back lot of Universal Studios in Hollywood, California in hopes of landing a role in the new Disney movie, Newsies. Unfortunately director Kenny Ortega quickly dismisses Mr. Knotts and has him thrown off the lot. Mr. Knotts is quite upset by the turn of events, so decides to go on a killing spree, believing that if he can't have a role in the movie no one can. He knocks off one newsie after the next, each in a different and unique way.
Mark David
as Don Knotts
Marty Belafsky
as Self
Max Casella
as Self
Lucy Boryer
as Self
Dee Caspary
as Self
Bill Pullman
as Self
Christian Bale
as Self
Michael Lerner
as Self
