Meeting in a navy recruiting line, Al Crowthers and Melvin Jones become friends. Al has tried to enlist before, but was always rejected. He keeps trying so that he can impress women. Melvin, is allergic to women's cosmetics and his doctor prescribed ocean travel, so he decided to join the navy.
Dean Martin
as Al Crowthers
Jerry Lewis
as Melvin Jones
Corinne Calvet
as Corinne Calvet
Marion Marshall
as Hilda Jones
Robert Strauss
as CPO Lardoski
Leif Erickson
as Commander Lane
Don Wilson
as Mr. Chubby
Vince Edwards
as Blayden
Skip Homeier
as Mac
Dan Barton
as 'Bama
Mike Mahoney
as Tiger
Mary Treen
as Ginger
