At age 19, a young woman is jilted at the altar. This leads to a declaration that she will swear off men forever. Now 10 years later, she suddenly decides she would like to have a child. She advertises in the newspaper for potential mates, whether by traditional methods or by sperm donors, but gets nothing but losers. However, two neighborhood men vie for her attention - her gynecologist and a professional clown.
Shalom Harlow
as Leila Sweet
Jake Weber
as Dr. Beverly Kirk
Isaach de Bankolé
as Menu Man
Laurel Holloman
as Evy Sweet
Aleksa Palladino
as Darcy
Heather Matarazzo
as Dottie
iO Tillett Wright
as Timmy
Johann Carlo
as Nurse
Johnny Dapolito
as Bartender
David McCallum
as Mammy
Gil Rogers
as Uncle Ernest
Donovan Leitch
as Eddie
