Alvin Purple, a man who can't hold down a job because of his voracious sexual appetite, impersonates a dead American Gangster.
Graeme Blundell
as Alvin Purple / Balls McGee
Alan Finney
as Spike Dooley
Frank Thring
as Fingers
Noel Ferrier
as The Hatchet
Chantal Contouri
as Boobs la Touche
Abigail
as Mae
Gus Mercurio
as Jake
Jon Finlayson
as The Magician
Kris McQuade
as Mandy
Jeff Ashby
as Loopy Snieder
Frank Wilson
as House Detective
Ross Bova
as The Dwarf