Petey Wheatstraw (Rudy Ray Moore) is a candidate to become the devil's son-in-law. The storyline is a scaffolding on which Rudy Ray Moore's standup humor can be unfolded. Beginning life as the afterbirth to a watermelon, the young Wheatstraw becomes a martial artist, but is unable to best the evil comedy team of Leroy and Skillet, who also indulge in wholesale murder. Satan restores the comedians' victims to life, and charges Petey with the task of marrying his clock-stoppingly ugly daughter to give him a grandchild. When Petey attempts to default on the deal, he is pursued by the devil's henchmen.
Rudy Ray Moore
as Petey
Sy Richardson
as Petey's Father
Jimmy Lynch
as Jimmy
Leroy Daniels
as Leroy
Ernest Mayhand
as Skillet
Ebony Wright
as Nell / Devil's Daughter
Steve Gallon
as Steve
G. Tito Shaw
as Lucipher
Ted Clemmons
as Ted
Marvin Jones
as Scarface Willie
George Mireless
as Mr. White
Bryan L. Roquemore
as Larry