Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.
Lee Tergesen
as Bryan Millers
Reno Wilson
as Money Maker
Lauren Stamile
as Lenore Millers
Joyce Bulifant
as Edna Millers
Laura-Leigh
as Kim Millers
Cameron Van Hoy
as Jamie Dempsy
Margaret Cho
as Brown Finger
Akon
as Himself
Michael Blackson
as Fake Akon
Ray Abruzzo
as Dalmat
Barbara Moore
as Dirty Lady
Kelly Noonan
as Flight Attendant
