Alvin is your average guy, except for the fact women find him irresistible and chase him everywhere. He tries to avoid them and get psychiatric help but gets used by the psychiatrists as a gigolo to treat other patients instead.
Graeme Blundell
as Alvin Purple
Abigail
as Girl in See-Through
Lynette Curran
as First Sugar Girl
Christine Amor
as Peggy
Dina Mann
as Shirley
Dennis Miller
as Mr. Horwood
Jill Forster
as Mrs. Horwood
Frederick Parslow
as Alvin's Father
Valerie Blake
as Alvin's Mother
Alan Finney
as Spike Dooley
Gary Down
as Roger Hattam
Jenny Hagen
as Agnes Jackson