Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.
Hulk Hogan
as Blake
Ed Begley Jr.
as Ebner Frost
Don Stark
as Lenny
Robin Curtis
as Leslie
Clint Howard
as Hinkley
Mila Kunis
as Sarah
Adam Wylie
as Taylor
Aria Noelle Curzon
as Elizabeth
William Newman
as Chas
Jennifer Paz
as Helen Chu
Steve Valentine
as Dr. Blight
Kevin West
as Dr. Flint
