Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune.
Fiona Allen
as Sandra
Sophie Thompson
as Tracey
Jerry O'Connell
as Sean Cooley
Anthony Stewart Head
as Victor
Geri Halliwell
as Paige
James Dreyfus
as Fidor
Naomi Campbell
as Sales Assistant
Hugh Dennis
as Immigration Officer
Les Dennis
as MC
Tom Goodman-Hill
as Baz
Michael Greco
as Niarchos
Eamonn Holmes
as Himself
