The world-famous Cockettes enact Tricia Nixon's wedding to Edward Cox on June 11, 1971. Hurtme O. Hurtme, television correspondent, covers the wedding and interviews celebrities in attendance such as Golda Meir, Indira Gandhi, Jacqueline Onassis, Queen Elizabeth, and Elizabeth Taylor. Coretta King sings. During the reception, Eartha Kitt puts LSD in the punch. All hell breaks loose.
Goldie Glitters
as Tricia Nixon
Richard Koldewyn
as Pope Paul VI (as Scrumbly Koldewyn)
Sylvester
as Coretta Scott King / Delegate from Uma Guma
Steven Arnold
as Joan Kennedy
Frank Bourquin
as Mrs. Cox, Sr.
Bobby Cameron
as Patricia Nixon
Pristine Condition
as Rose Kennedy
Dusty Dawn
as Julie Nixon Eisenhower
Tomata Du Plenty
as Hazel the Maid
Anton Dunnigan
as Eartha Kitt
John Flowers
as Phyllis Diller
Marga Gómez
as Indira Gandhi
