When the world's worst cop is fired he becomes the world's worst private detective. For reasons unknown he finds himself the target of every criminal in town. He must overcome his incompetence and several character defects to solve the case and save his life.
Chris McDonnell
as McDick
Mo Collins
as Molten Lava
Peter Breitmayer
as Captain Donkowski
Danny Trejo
as Oscar
Amanda Conlon
as Melanie
Brandon Motherway
as Douglas
Sanjay Malhotra
as Munpoon
Zachary Wobensmith
as Thug
Emily Loeb
as Virginia
Casey Webb
as Edson
Greg Georgiou
as Conroy
Al Nazemian
as Munpoon's Sidekick
