The film centers on nerd Maxwell Dweeb (Robert Carradine), who is a loner with no friends. While watching television, he sees an advertisement for the Minnie Mouse Center for the Totally Unhip, named after its owner, Minnie Mouse. Dweeb, in an effort to improve himself, decides to attend. After being welcomed by the director (Suzanne Somers), Dweeb is taken on a tour of the centre, where other Disney characters run various courses: Goofy is a fitness instructor, Donald Duck is a wardrobe manager, and Pluto is a messenger boy. After finally meeting Minnie Mouse, Dweeb is taken on by the director, whom he eventually falls in love with, and dates once he has passed his training. The film is intershot with various musical numbers (including the duet "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" by Minnie Mouse and Elton John) and excerpts from early Disney shorts.
Russi Taylor
as Minnie Mouse (voice)
Wayne Allwine
as Mickey Mouse (vioce)
Will Ryan
as Goofy (voice)
Tony Anselmo
as Donald Duck (voice)
Suzanne Somers
as Director
Robert Carradine
as Maxwell Dwebb
Elton John
as Self
Vanna White
as Self
Tina Caspary
as Dancer
Peggy Holmes
as Dancer
Lise Lang
as Dancer
Thelma Smith
as Dancer