All the qualified men line up to be chosen, as an heiress advertises that she will marry the man with the most interesting mustache, that marriage which comes with a mansion. John Syrup Soother wins the marriage to who he believes is the heiress, Olive Palmer, a tank of a woman who has lost her beauty with age. But he learns that he his betrothed is not the heiress, Diana Palmer, but her mother. Howson Lotts, a shyster and one of Diana's other suitors, sells John a beach-front house for his new life, that house which is not all that it seems on the surface. In the meantime, others still will do anything to be Diana's betrothed, that choice in which John now has a different but still vested interest.
Billy Bevan
as John Syrup Soother
Sidney Smith
as Phil Piazza
Natalie Kingston
as Diana Palmer
John J. Richardson
as Howson Lotts - the Villain
Sunshine Hart
as Olive Palmer - Diana's Mother
Andy Clyde
as Fire Chief / Drunk Suitor
Bud Ross
as Lotts' Accomplice
Coy Watson Jr.
as Newsboy
Thelma Hill
as Maid / Bathing Beauty
Andre Bailey
as Bathing Beauty
Dorothy Dorr
as Bathing Beauty
Cecille Evans
as Bathing Beauty
