Missionaries from the Church of Jesus Christ teach two birdbrained members of the mafia who think the Elders are messengers from "The Boss" with a hidden message on the next big job.
David Lassetter
as Elder Fisher
Dashiell Wolf
as Elder Johnson
Christian Busath
as Roger
Jake Suazo
as Larry
Shona Kay
as Helen
Andrew W. Johnson
as Dave
Alix Maria Taulbee
as Sister Reed
Jarrod Phillips
as Johnny "The Butcher"
Rick Macy
as The Boss
Thomas J. Post
as The Hitman
Scott Beringer
as Agent McNeil
Brett Merritt
as Agent Knight
