At the Tromaville Institute of Technology's nuclear plant, Prof. Holt has perfected "subhumanoids": living beings without emotions who perform menial tasks. When school reporter Roger Smith meets a beautiful subhumanoid named Victoria, they fall in love and he becomes determined to save her and the school from a giant mutant squirrel, Tromie.
Brick Bronsky
as Roger Smith
Lisa Gaye
as Professor Holt
Leesa Rowland
as Victoria
Michael Kurtz
as Yoke
Scott Resnick
as Dean Okra
Shelby Shepard
as Professor Jones
Jackie Moen
as Diane / Bald Subhumanoid
Robert Dawson
as Murray
Phil Rivo
as Harvey / Malathion Man
Erica Frank
as Tour Guide
Troy Fromin
as Yoke's Sidekick
Paul Borghese
as Basketball Coach / Assistant Director