When Carmine “The Beans” Pasquale is nabbed by the FBI, he decides to testify against his mafia boss and go into the Witness Relocation Program with his wife Gina and son Vincent. Now known as George, Linda and Patrick Cheeseman, the Pasquale family is sent to suburban Utah to begin their new life. But can the “Cheesemans” survive in a world where everyone is Mormon, all coffee is bad and scrapbooking reigns supreme?
Mark DeCarlo
as Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale / George Cheeseman
Jeanette Puhich
as Gina Pasquale / Linda Cheeseman
Clayton Taylor
as Vincent Pasquale / Patrick Cheeseman
Scott Christopher
as Michael Jaymes
Britani Bateman
as Kate Jaymes
Olesya Rulin
as Julie Jaymes
Jan Broberg
as Louise Means
John E. Moyer
as Agent Tuttle
Michael Kagan
as Angello Marcello
Jay Acovone
as Jackie
Joe Maruzzo
as Little Nicky
Frank Gerrish
as Rocco
