Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must rise to the challenges of freshman breast exams, bikini cheerleader attacks, inappropriate uses of bowling ball holes and much more.
Peter Keleghan
as Rick McKay
Kent Deuters
as Brent Van Dusen III
Linda Speciale
as Purity Busch
Alan Deveau
as Howie Bates
Linda Shayne
as Bootsie Goodhead
Jason Warren
as Melvin Jerkovski
James Coburn
as Tim Stevenson
Terrea Smith
as Rhonda Rockett
Donnie Bowes
as Principal Stuckoff
Kimberly Brooks
as Miss Boudoir
Nicky Fylan
as Vince the Prince
Paula Farmer
as Miss Shivers
