A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
Frankie Howerd
as Lurkalot/Richard the Lionheart
Graham Crowden
as Sir Coward de Custard
Bill Fraser
as Sir Braggart de Bombast
Roy Hudd
as Nick the Pick
Hugh Paddick
as Robin Hood
Eartha Kitt
as Scheherazade
Derek Griffiths
as Flapalot
John Barrett
as 1st Peasant
Dave King
as Landlord of The Blue Boar
Anna Quayle
as Lady Ashfodel
Nora Swinburne
as The Mistress Of The Bed Chamber - Lady-In-Waiting
Godfrey Winn
as The Archbishop Of All England