Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
Jeremy Northam
as Harry Sawyer
Steve Zahn
as Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.
William H. Macy
as Sheriff Chappy Dent
Ally Walker
as Josephine "Joe" McClintock
Illeana Douglas
as Doreen Schaefer
M.C. Gainey
as Bob Maslow
Ron Perlman
as Marshal Nalhober
Mo Gaffney
as Mrs. Bromley
Paul Dooley
as The Judge
Jillian Berard
as Madison
Scarlett Pomers
as Jency
Melissa Arnold
as Other Happy Girl
