Charlie and Dan have been best friends and business partners for thirty years; their Manhattan public relations firm is on the verge of a huge business deal with a Japanese company. With two weeks to sew up the contract, Dan gets a surprise: a woman he married on a drunken impulse nearly nine years before (annulled the next day) shows up to tell him he's the father of her twins, now seven, and she'll be in jail for 14 days for a political protest. Dan volunteers to keep the tykes, although he's up tight and clueless. With Charlie's help is there any way they can be dad and uncle, meet the kids' expectations, and still land the account?
John Travolta
as Charlie
Robin Williams
as Dan
Kelly Preston
as Vicki
Conner Rayburn
as Zach
Ella Bleu Travolta
as Emily
Lori Loughlin
as Amanda
Seth Green
as Ralph White
Bernie Mac
as Jimmy Lunchbox
Matt Dillon
as Yancy Devlin
Dax Shepard
as Gary - Child Proofer #1
Luis Guzmán
as Nick - Child Proofer #2
Ann-Margret
as Martha