A group of men from a London pub are going on a darts team outing to Boulogne. Various members of the party have different reasons for going and get involved in various adventures.
Stanley Holloway
as Charley Porter
Donald Sinden
as Jim Carver
Joan Rice
as Vera Mitchell
Odile Versois
as Martine Berthier
James Hayter
as Fred Collins
Harry Fowler
as Stan Harvey
Edward Chapman
as Mr. Robinson
Bill Owen
as Shorty Sharpe
Meredith Edwards
as Bert Tripp
George Coulouris
as Foreign Legion Captain
Thora Hird
as Mrs. Trott
Theodore Bikel
as Henri Dubot