Celeste and Bam Bam escape their Midwest hometown for New York, and take on their high-school nemeses - the dictators of the world-famous Salon Mirage - while discovering that true beauty lies within.
Jane Lynch
as Darlene
John Cho
as Stephan
Bruce Daniels
as Bam Bam
Elaine Hendrix
as Jackie
Kathy Najimy
as Legba
Alan Cumming
as Eugene
Margaret Cho
as Celeste / Mommy
Butch Klein
as Ryan
Wayne Federman
as Redneck
Katy Selverstone
as Allegra
Sabrina Matthews
as Suburban Dyke
Kali Rocha
as Angela
