Thinking he's competing in Los Angeles' hot Platinum Scissors contest, Scottish hairstylist Crawford leaves Glasgow with a film crew to capture the event. When he learns he's a mere audience member, Crawford must find a way to become the mane event.
Craig Ferguson
as Crawford Mackenzie
David Rasche
as Stig
Mary McCormack
as Monique
Donal Logue
as Eamonn
Nina Siemaszko
as Betty Fuego
David Hasselhoff
as David Hasselhoff
Drew Carey
as Drew Carey
Cathy Lee Crosby
as Cathy Lee Crosby
Caitlyn Jenner
as Bruce Jenner
Frances Fisher
as Candy
Melissa Rivers
as Dianne Abbott
Sara Gilbert
as Gretle Dickens
