Professors Vrooshka and Crump decide to visit an archaeological site to study the artifacts there. Lo and behold, it's right next to a caravan site where all manner of people are staying. With a randy Major owning the site, a snobbish mother, and the two professors' constant innuendos, the story ends with a sinking caravan site and a striptease performance as a replacement for the cabaret night.
Elke Sommer
as Professor Anna Vooshka
Kenneth Williams
as Professor Roland Crump
Bernard Bresslaw
as Arthur Upmore
Kenneth Connor
as Major Leep
Jack Douglas
as Ernie Bragg
Joan Sims
as Daphne Barnes
Windsor Davies
as Fred Ramsden
Peter Butterworth
as Henry Barnes
Liz Fraser
as Sylvia Ramsden
Patsy Rowlands
as Linda Upmore
Ian Lavender
as Joe Baxter
Adrienne Posta
as Norma Baxter
