A true story behind the notorious Miami face-eating cannibal and how the Miami Heat won the NBA title in 2012 despite one of their star players being an interstellar prince who was called away to do battle with evil foes bent on finally making the Internet completely useless.
Terence Nance
as Christopher Bosh / Star Prince Akilobataar
Barry Jenkins
as Star King Zorzdon Pxxa
Hennesy Youngman
as Mystic Wolfman Barfar
Jillian Mayer
as Jillian the Evil Space Witch
Amy Seimetz
as Rollerblading Death Dolphin
