After being arrested for assaulting a football referee, desperate train driver Bill (Arthur Askey) raids the railwaymen's holiday fund to cover his £55 fine. He knows he's going to be discovered though, leaving him no choice but to get the money back by hook or by crook! His last chance is to run a book on the United v City football derby. If that wasn't tense enough, Bill's son is also making his debut for United. It looks like it's going to be a day to remember - do you dare look? ...The Love Match.
Arthur Askey
as Bill Brown
Glenn Melvyn
as Wally Binns
Thora Hird
as Sal Brown
Shirley Eaton
as Rose Brown
James Kenney
as Percy Brown
Danny Ross
as Alf Hall
Patricia Hayes
as Emma Binns
William Franklyn
as Arthur Ford
Edward Chapman
as Mr Longworth
Robb Wilton
as Mr Muddlecombe
Anthea Askey
as Vera
Iris Vandeleur
as Mrs Entwhistle