Tony Stilano and Trev Spackneys both own, live over and work in adjoining take-away fish shops in Melbourne. Although they have fallen into a habitual rivalry based on a cause long forgotten, the pair unite when the multinational fast-food outlet "Burgies" unveils a new store directly opposite the twin fish & chips shops.
Vince Colosimo
as Tony Stilano
Stephen Curry
as Trev Spackney
Rose Byrne
as Sonja Stilano
Nathan Phillips
as Dave
Matthew Dyktynski
as Burgies Manager
Tom Budge
as Tarquin
Brett Swain
as Ken
Dave O'Neil
as Mal the Butcher
Alethea McGrath
as Mrs McLeod
Matthew Green
as Sean
Peter Rowsthorn
as Barry Burgie
Andrew Maj
as Freddy Fry
