Two funeral parlours fight one another for business, one of whom is more shady than the other.
Bill Fraser
as Basil Bulstrode
Raymond Huntley
as Emmanuel Holroyd
David Battley
as Percy
Dennis Price
as Eugene Soul
Richard Wattis
as Simmonds
Roy Kinnear
as Purvis
John Ronane
as Roland Smallbody
Sue Lloyd
as Miss Peach
Michael Ripper
as Arthur (Railway Porter)
Dudley Foster
as Grimthorpe
Bob Todd
as Funeral Director
Hugh Paddick
as Window Dresser