Retired Lieutenant Commander Quinton McHale spends his days puttering around the Caribbean in the old PT-73 selling homebrew, ice cream, and swimsuit calendars. He's brought out of retirement when his old nemesis turned the second best terrorist in the world, Major Vladikov, takes over the island of San Moreno and starts building a nuclear launch silo on it. With help from his old crew and hindrances from Captain Wallace B. Binghampton, who sank a cruise liner a while back, McHale tries to put Vladikov out of business.
Tom Arnold
as Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale
Dean Stockwell
as Capt. Wallace B. Binghampton
Debra Messing
as Lt. Penelope Carpenter
David Alan Grier
as Ensign Charles Parker
Bruce Campbell
as Virgil
French Stewart
as Happy
Tim Curry
as Maj. Vladikov
Ernest Borgnine
as Admiral Quinton McHale Sr.
Danton Stone
as Gruber
Brian Haley
as Christy
Henry Cho
as Willie
Tommy Chong
as Armando/Ernesto
