Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Len Cariou
as Norm Archer
Steven Seagal
as Cock Puncher
Larissa Laskin
as Dana Dobbs
Ken Takemoto
as Sensei
Don McManus
as Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton
as Michael Bolton
Ahmed Ahmed
as Ahmed
Brendan Fletcher
as White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kim
as Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxter
as Cooking Show Chef
Jed Rees
as Wizard Proteus
Rodney Dangerfield
as Rodney Dangerfield
