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The Onion Movie

America's Finest News Source.

31 May 2008
  • United States of America
80 mins
6.11
231 votes
  • Comedy
articleOverview personCast
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
  • Len Cariou

    as Norm Archer
  • Steven Seagal

    as Cock Puncher
  • Larissa Laskin

    as Dana Dobbs
  • Ken Takemoto

    as Sensei
  • Don McManus

    as Dennis McCormick
  • Michael Bolton

    as Michael Bolton
  • Ahmed Ahmed

    as Ahmed
  • Brendan Fletcher

    as White Black Guy Tim
  • Daniel Dae Kim

    as Ivy Leaguer
  • Meredith Baxter

    as Cooking Show Chef
  • Jed Rees

    as Wizard Proteus
  • Rodney Dangerfield

    as Rodney Dangerfield

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