The Navy expects a veteran to pay for the ship he commanded, as they have no record of its return.
Jerry Lewis
as John Paul Steckler I / John Paul Steckler IV / John Paul Steckler VII
Dina Merrill
as Ens. Rita J. Benson
Diana Spencer
as Prudence Trabert Steckler
Mickey Shaughnessy
as Stan Wychinski
Robert Middleton
as Vice Adm. Philo Tecumseh Bludde
Gale Gordon
as Congressman Mandeville
Mabel Albertson
as Mrs. Trabert
Claude Akins
as Lt. Cmdr. Farber
Hugh Sanders
as Adm. Rogers
Richard Shannon
as Cmdr. Cross
Chuck Wassil
as Cmdr. Craig
Burt Metcalfe
as Lt. Bond
