Fully sanctioned by the local township, this tri-powered taskforce of helping hands roams the neighborhood streets policing all relationships and emotions in their district. If you have feelings, and no one else will listen, and if they can find you...maybe you'll encounter F.L.A.R.P.
Victor Acord
as Kelp Thrum
Rex Anderson
as Jim Alcoholism
Kathy Carson
as Walk Woman
Matthew Casella
as Mister Vomit Sponge
Adam Chase
as Big Swayne
John de Campos
as Responsible Peer
Kristina Green
as Miss Lady Barf Explosion
Johnny Marra
as Punch Sadness
Matthew Arnold Pie
as Lover
Curt Schmelz
as Friend
Robert Michael Zeman Jr.
as Thin Swayne
Michael Ziccardi
as Slender Handshakeman
