Conservative talk show host Emmett Vaughn reads a group of kindergarteners his hardcore anti-woke right-wing super epic retelling of "Little Red Riding Hood" to prevent them from being indoctrinated (from anyone besides him).
Michael Poliquin
as Mr. BLM
Griffin 'The' Hansen
as The Wolf Who Does Not Represent Any Person or Persons Living or Dead, Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, Ronald Reagan
Jatil Tillman
as Emmett Vaughn, Woodsman
Liv Shaffer
as Red Pilled Riding Hood, Granny
