It's a slow news day, but slow news is good news, unless you're Gareth Danger; hapless owner of a doomed waxworks museum, due to be closed for being a fire hazard. Live at the scene is mercurial reporter, Malcolm Please, intrepidly bringing the events of the day into your eyes and ears. Nobody could report on a story so momentous with the same heart-wrenching pathos. Well, not with the ability to wrap up just in time for the weather.
Martyn Luke
as Malcom Please and Mike Sadface
Stuart Walker
as Gareth Danger
Louise Gale
as Julie Perplexed
Lee Charlish
as Norman Cottager
