Charlie, Carl, and Benjamin are three down-on-their-luck neighborhood patrolmen who just want what everyone else in their town wants: peace and comfort. They will stop at NOTHING to keep their people safe. Thinking about doing something heinous or committing a crime around these parts? Don't bother. These guys are ruthless. They'll tear you to shreds. Anyone else smell bacon?
Francisco Jimenez
as Charles “Charlie” Gravesend
Diego Andrade
as Carl Stokes
Blake Wilbert
as Benjamin “Benny Penny” Pennypacker
Jennifer Kim
as Janine “Jan” Katzenbach
Jack Harken
as Camera Man #1 / Jaywalker
Michael Vervier
as Camera Man #2
Joseph Killi
as Boom-Mic Operator
Dylan Zech
as Young Man
Matthew Zonkowski
as Dirty Mugger
Jesse Eldred
as Loiterer
Theodore Killi
as Child
Andrew Killi
as Lemonade Stand Operator
