"God watches out for dummies. He's got both eyes on them." Anyone who is young at heart and loves to laugh will enjoy this off-the-wall, melodramatic-styled comedy. Jack and Milo, both in their forties, with about the same IQ, are left to fend for themselves for the first time. They get a loan from the bank and lend the money to the Mafia for big interest. As the Morons go to collect their first interest, their dream of easy money becomes a nightmare. The Mafia demands $500 every week or their lives. They try one money making scheme after another to dodge death. Their only hope is that their stupidity will save them.
Keith Welch
as Jack
Denton Harris
as Milo
Rex Woodward
as Mafia (John Shalako)
Whitney Woodward
as Whitney
Brian Woodward
as Brian
Norma Wing
as Mama
Todd Hawkes
as Neighbor
Leslie Hawkes
as Neighbor's Wife
Dale Nartker
as Banker
Van Woodward
as Brian and Whitney's Dad
Dale Robert Saxton
as TV Host
Wes Woodward
as Foreman
